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Hello again. The forum has been offline for a very long time. But with the help of Fabrizio, it is now back online. Thank you, Sir. I am still in Bohol. I have been here for the last 2 years. I just spent the last week with no electricity. Life can be challenging at times, but something similar happ...

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: "Do you know what arthritis is?" The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied: "It's a disease caused...

After ten years, a wife started to think that their child looked a little strange, so she did a DNA test, and found out that the child is not theirs. She told her husband what she had discovered, and he said, "Don't you remember what happened when we were leaving the hospital?" "The b...

I landed in Manila on May 11, about 13 months ago. I stayed around Quezon City, Luzon for a month, and then I flew to Kalibo, Aklan, and I stayed there for 3 weeks. I bought a used car when I was in Kalibo. Then I drove through Capiz, and ended up in Iloilo City. I stayed there a week, and then went...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your ...

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about I-J-K ? " Husband: "I'm just ...

Happy New Year 2023 The Philippines has reopened now for the last 9 months to tourists. I came here in May, traveled around the Visayas for a couple of months, and have been staying in the central area of the Visayas. I see more and more tourists every time I go to the big city. If you have been thi...

One afternoon an old farmer decided to go down to his pond since he hadn't been down there for awhile. He took along an old bucket to gather some fruit on his way back. As he neared the pond, he heard women's voices, laughing and shouting with glee. As he came closer, he saw that it was a bunch of y...

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, a student nurse found one elderly gentleman who was already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. She attempted to persuade him to sit in the wheelchair, and eventually insisted he do so, even th...

Tourist Visa Requirements: 1. Proof of vaccination 2. Return ticket within 30 days 3. Negative PCR test within 48 hours of your plane leaving or negative antigen with 24 hrs 4. Prove of 35k usd covid insurance 5. One health pass 6. More than 6 months left on your passport 7. A Filipino telephone num...