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Not a good way to go.They are incredibly strong. I have heard of saltwater crocs actually capsizing boats to get at the occupants. My sympathies to all those impacted.

The year is off to a slow start for me this year
I awoke this morning to minus 20, I managed to delay going outside for awhile but I can't put it off much longer. Time for the parka!

So folks, here we are at the start of another brand new year.Will this new year be any different from the last few or will it just be more of the same? What do you hope for in your personal life in this new year?

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.

Right back at you Sir Michael, I'm just checking in to wish everybody peace and contentment in the upcoming year.

SENIOR SEX The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, &quo...

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, s...

It's Good Friday already and I just want to wish you all a pleasant weekend.As you go through your daily routines please take some time to contemplate the meaning and the significance of this day.

I will start getting the garden beds ready in a few weeks, We can't really plant much until May though,I just always get a little eager after putting up with winter.

I think that movie directors should consult people with real life experience when they make movies.As a diesel boat submariner I find it hard to watch most submarine movies because of a clear lack of realism. It would be the same for law enforcement of any other such profession. Several years ago Mi...