What do you think of this article for inspiration? clairebartido said that she read about 31 ways to drive your man crazy. I did a search and this is what I found. I also found a book advertized that gives 203 ways to drive your man crazy in bed. I didn't read the book, so I don't know what it says, but it is very intriguing anyway. I have a few comments about what I read here. I think working out makes sense. I have never been into working out, but I have worked harder many times than people work when they are working out. Digging my cellar is very hard work, and probably harder work than I have ever done in my life, digging through hardpan, rocks, and gravel. I do it because it needs to be done, but it is good for me, except it is a little severe, and I have to be careful with my joints. This article suggests that it works better to get into bed after sweating, but I would prefer a shower first. Gain a few pounds to be more sexy, and this is the first time I have heard that angle, except that I have heard some men say they would rather be with a woman who has a little weight than to be in bed with a skin and bones woman. This is your choice I guess. I don't mind the weight as long as it doesn't contribute to poor health. Some of the other suggestions are merely saying make the man feel good, feed him well, and then the bedroom experience will be more exciting, and I will go along with that idea. There is a suggestion to talk dirty in bed? I have never seen that as an advantage. It wouldn't do anything for me. I heard a Four Square Minister preach a sermon once on language. He was saying that God is not against some of the language that we consider horrible, such as language associated with body functions and body actions, but I have been taught from almost birth that such language is wrong, and I can't use it with a clear conscience, nor do I care to hear it spoken either. The minister was saying that the language that God does not want to hear from us, is the taking of His Name in vain, or in making the sacred vulgar. So in that line of thinking we are not to use God's Name inappropriately, nor to make light use of God's things, such as sacriments; water baptism, infilling of the Holy Spirit, attributing God's work and Holy Spirit's actions to the devil and demons. I think like the Bible says, keep your yehs, yeh, and your neys, ney sp?, means that it is good to watch our language and avoid foolish jesting. I have never cared about the sexy lingerie. I think for my idea a modestly dressed lady is more desireable than someone who is inappropriately dressed. I do not want the whole world to see my wife more exposed than she should be. This is like virginity in that it is a more valuable gift to allow only the husband to enjoy the beauty of his wife's exposed body. For my idea less makeup is more appealing. Not everyone agrees on that point I know, but where I grew up long hair, little jewelery, little makeup, and modesy as valued. If people dress and are made up otherwise I can overlook that, because I realize that not everyone grew up in homes such as I did. My wife does not have the same opinion on this as I do, but she honors me by not piercing her ears, not wearing sleeveless dresses in public, and not putting on makeup, most of the time. She does cut her hair short, and I don't argue with her about that. She would not enjoy having long hair, so that is okay.
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10 Things Guaranteed to Drive Your Man Crazy (and not in a bad way!)
Women hear it all the time: “You’re driving me crazy.” Usually, it refers to incidences when you ask him to please mow the lawn, or to please take his feet of the just-polished coffee table. But what if you could take the phrase and make it a good thing? That’s right, we’re talking “you drive me crazy” in a testosterone driven Megan Fox kind of way. Looking to spice up your relationship? Read on for ten things you may or may not know are guaranteed to drive your guy crazy in the best of ways.
1) Work out.
That’s right, sweating it out at the gym will turn your man on, and not just because it’ll give you washboard abs (because let’s face it, how many of us actually have washboard abs?). Studies show the smell of sweat to be a natural aphrodisiac – and to release pheromones triggering a natural response from the opposite (or the same) sex. The scent released when you sweat increases sexual arousal – even when you don’t know it! So hit the gym, and then hit the sheets.
2) Gain a few pounds.
No, we’re not kidding. While there are some men who prefer the waiflike model types, most men like their women to look natural and prefer when they’ve got some curves. While we’re not suggesting you pig out on a daily basis, we are saying it’s more than fine to have some ice cream when you’re craving it. Stop stressing and learn to love your body the way it is, because chances are your guy thinks you’re gorgeous already and can’t wait to take off your clothes.
3) Catch him off guard.
Grab his hand in a restaurant and place it on your lap under the table. Just the fact that you’re willing to be so daring in a public place will have him totally worked up.
4) Compliment him.
It’s as simple as that. You know how good you feel when he tells you that dress looks amazing? He feels just as good when you tell him he’s cooked the most incredible mac and cheese you’ve ever tasted.
5) Officially gift him the living room for Sunday night football.
E! or Oprah may be your holy grail, but ESPN is his. Promise not to bother him while the game is on and you might just get a little something back in return.
6) Cook for him.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Forget the cookies and cupcakes and go for the gold with a full meal. He might never admit it, but being taken care of like that might just remind him of his mother and make him feel all warm and happy inside.
7) Talk dirty in bed.
Yes, you can do it. No one’s listening! It’s just the two of you, and it will make him over the moon with lust. Even telling him he’s turning you on will turn him on. You don’t have to be vulgar. Just say what you’re feeling (no, “Oh honey, I love you so much!” doesn’t count).
8 ) Buy him tickets to a game or concert instead of a new sweater.
He doesn’t need any more sweaters. They remind him of his grandmother, and that’s not an association you want, is it? Buy him tickets to see a big game with his friends, or better yet, go with him and show him how sexy you look rooting for his favorite team.
9) Wear sexy lingerie.
It’s the easiest way known to man (literally) to make your guy crazy. White lingerie looks devilishly angelic, while black and red are always a turn on, especially when you add a garter.
10) Chill out on the hair and makeup.
That’s right, go natural. Tone down on the straightening, the curling, and the lipstick. Just highlight your features with a bit of mascara and lip gloss and you’re not only approachable, you’re sexy. Best of all, you’re YOU.
Good luck ladies!