JOKER'S CORNER

[Smiley]

Never go to sleep angry. . . . . . . stay awake and plot your revenge

[red]

ha ha! i was good at that before. Long time ago though.

i love listening and watching the stand up comedians. i want to watch them perform in manila. heres sample of declamation. its best if its perform and watch in person. The title is :
The Door
There are 4 doors. The door (east), the door (north), the door (west),and the door (south).
I touch the door, and i touch the door again.
And then......(slowly walking forward) i open the door.
(scream) arrrrggghhhhh! (shocked)
Oh my gosh, (slamming closing the door) i closed the door!!!!!! lol

[Edwin]

I found a book of jokes among our stored things and put it where I could find it again easily, so we will see. Sometimes that is a joke! Anyway I will try to remember to bring it in when I am out there looking for something, or getting something out of the storage that I need. That is my trouble I don't think of it when I am out there, but when I get here and see the "Joker's Corner," then I think of it!

[jadegil6]

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

[Edwin]

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

This is very, very funny, Sir Michael!!!!

[crisipicada]

Teacher: (Caught Juan Cheating)
Is that how dull you are, Juan? !!!

Juan: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone…

Lol Juan is so intelligent….

[red]

Mary and Juan fight and juan got all kids with him.
Mary: juan, pls return the kids to me. They are not yours!

[Edwin]

Carol, my wife, tells a rhymn like her friends in her grade told it. "Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, when she got there, the cupboard was bare, and so was Old Mother Hubbard, I guess!

[Edwin]

I just thought of something pretty funny that I saw some time back, and I don't even remember exactly when, but months ago. This is a large church that we attend, not large by big city standards, but large for our area, which during the school year has 2 or 3 hundred people attending. They were taking up the offering using offering plates they were passing. I have seen people pretend to take money out of the plate as it is passed, thinking that is pretty funny, but this one Sunday moring the ushers were near the back of the church passing the offering plates. Because they were almost finished collecting the offering, the plates were fairly full of all kinds of money, coins, checks, and paper cash. Well one of the ushers handed it towards this guy and looked away thinking he had it, he turned loose, but the other guy didn't have it yet, and the offering plate hit the floor splilling all the offering. There was a lot of scrambling to pick the offering up off the floor, and a lot of embarrassment by the two people involved!

[crisipicada]

American while on vacation in the Philippines;

American: Is that apple you are eating?

Filipino: Yes, it is.

American: You know in America, only poor people eat apple.

Filipino: Is that banana you are eating?

American: Yes it is.

Filipino: YOu know here in the Philippines only monkey eat banana.