Once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him.
She said NO!
So the prince got to keep his old jeans,and his stereo and record collection,and he rode motorcycles and went fishing whenever he wanted and went to concerts and had girlfriends half his age and drank milk out of the carton and left the seat up and had lots of money and came home drunk without getting yelled at and all his friends wished they could be him.