JOKER'S CORNER

[wayne208]

Red ,, I Love the Sweet Innocent Jokes Like that One .. Your Daughter was just being Honest and not Mean . Most Little Kids are Great that way They speak the truth . I wish everyone Did . Edwin I hate to admit it But I Think Your Daughter is right on about the fence looking better with Blocks then with Stones . Keep an eye on Your Back as sometimes the smallest wrong .

[Edwin]

You are correct, Wayne, the blocks look better I think too, and they were easier than rocks, so it is okay. I have that fence almost finished and it does look really nice!

My brother-in-law who has been dead since 1986 of alzeimers, when he was still in his right mind, he said that he had a wife who was 40, and he wanted to trade her for two 20s! He was a nice guy, very capable, spent half his life working as an officer in law inforcement and half his life at ranching/farming, and he did love the girls, and that was his downfall part of the time! We all loved him!

[Edwin]

Do you know the difference between the rich man and the poor man? The poor man had his can o pee under his bed, but the rich man has his can opy over his bed!

[wayne208]

Edwin Yes That is One way of Putting it .. ... Have a Great Day

[Smiley]

Hey; Lets pick on blond women :

A blonde woman gets pulled over by a police officer… The officer is also a blonde woman. She asks the driver for her license. The blonde woman rummages through her purse for a minute before getting frustrated.. What does it look like again, she asks.. The officer says, it’s rectangle and has your photograph on it. The blonde woman looks around some more and says, oh here it is. She pulls out a small mirror and shows it to the officer… The officer said, oh you can go, I didn’t realize you’re a police officer too.


And another one for good measure:

A blonde woman goes into an electronic store.
She says: I would like to buy this TV.
The shop owner replies: Sorry, we are not selling anything to blondes.
The blonde girl is leaving the shop angry.
The next day, she comes back with a big hat on her head, covering her blonde hair. Again she says: I would like to buy this TV
The shop owner replies: Sorry, we are not selling to blondes.
She leaves the store again. The next day, she comes back, with her hair colored black.
“I would like to buy this TV”
“Sorry, we are not selling anything to blondes”
“How the hell do you know that I am blonde?”
“That’s a microwave”

[red]

ha! ha! ha!

[Edwin]

Yes, we have lots of blond jokes here! Girls/ladies with blond hair are supposed to be stupid, gullible, and airheads. They think crazy thoughts and do insane things! Having a blond moment is like having a senior moment when you lose your mind temporarily!

[jadegil6]

An airline captain was helping a new blonde-haired flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.

Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[jadegil6]

SNOOTY RECEPTIONIST

A relation of mine had an appointment to see the urologist who shared the Surgery with several other Doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the Receptionist's desk, he noticed that this particular receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at his very embarrassed reaction.

He composed himself quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO,Actually I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS.'

The room erupted in applause.

[Edwin]

I found a really funny set of statements about divorcce on facebook which I thought were really clever, and I thought you all might enjoy the humor!

The Farmer and the Divorce!

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Ye...a, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.”
The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”
The attorney said,” No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. “WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her!”