JOKER'S CORNER

[mystic]

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[Edwin]

There was a joke somewhere, I think Carol saw it and told me about it. I am going to apolagize for not getting this exactly correct, because I can't remember exactly how it went, so it would be much funnier if could get it right. Any it was something about a dirty joke, or dirty something, and the punchline was the frontroom, dinningroom, kitchen, and bedroom, they were dirty. If you know this joke would you write it correctly? Thank you!

[mystic]

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[Edwin]

Maybe I consider this funny only because it was our grandson, but I think it was really funny. In a church we attended for many years, we had potluck meals in the basement of this church. The bathroom was right close to where people were eating. This preacher was praying over the food before we started eating the potluck meal. He prayed long and loud. Towards the end of his prayer, our little grandson in the bathroom said really loud, "Amen," and that stopped the preacher's prayer. If that had not happened, I don't know how long he might have prayed. He and everyone else laughed loudly, and we all got in line for the food!

[jadegil6]

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pocket picked and lost his money... How could anyone stoop so low?
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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was past midnight, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"It just worked for me!"  he replied.
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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?”

“Yeah, I do!” a biker says, standing up. “What about it?”

“Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him…”

“What are you talkin’ about?!” the biker says, disbelievingly. “How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?”

“Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog’s throat!”

[Edwin]

Sir Michael this is an interesting scenerio, and one of reality, when the little dog takes the big dog! Our grandkids had a Shitzu, wonderful little dog, and he intimidated our medium sized dog, sent him hiding behind my chair, sounding like the little dog was going to kill the medium sized dog. It happened because they had never been together, then they were here with us for some time, and they got to be great friends. That little dog did the same think to our Great Swiss Mountain dog, sized like the Saint Bernard, and a cousin of the Saint Bernard. He would bark at that big dog, like he was going to eat him, and Scooby would back right down, but they got to be great friends also! Our daughter has a Korgy type dog that pesters the daylights out of our Rand, medium sized dog! Rand does the same thing to Scooby, and our little tiny dog does the same thing to Rand. If they were chickens we would talk about the pecking order, or maybe we would talk about the top dog!

[red]

We have this joke in Philippines about bald head and flies. The other day, my husband was complaining about flies outside the house. I said " when there is bald around there are flies" he looked at me with question mark face.

Last night i slept late coz one fly got in the house. i stayed up chasing that fly and kill it. I can't be at ease with a fly flying inside house. My husband said " you have many flies in the Philippines". I said " i know but your flies here are american size at least in the Philippines flies there wear slippers, flies here don't wear any shoes". My husband said I am being silly.

[Edwin]

The place where we lived and worked for 10 years had trillions of mosquios in the valley, but at the boat landing there were seldom any mosquitos because the wind coming off the lake drove them away. One of our guests was so parenoid about mosquitos that he was almost crying about them asking me to fix his screen. Where we lived in the valley had swampy areas and the sky was black with mosquitoes. If we let any in the house we could not sleep at night until we got them all killed! I hate flies buzzing around my head when I am trying to sleep. In that same valley we have 2 kinds of biting flies. The way the biting flies, deer flies or horse flies, affected me was far worse than mosquto bits. It was like they would poison you when they bit you, and it woud swell a little and then itch forever! Some joke and say that the mosquito is the Alaska State Bird!

[red]

i thought it is funny

[Edwin]

That is pretty funny, Red! Your daughters in your avatar look like they have a happy old time! All gigly and bubbly; good for them. You started this Joker's corner, Red, and it is neat that you are still supporting it with some of your jokes! We have had some pretty funny ones on here, and most everyone has gotten involved in it. It is always good to lighten the spirits and make people forget their troubles for a while, while they are laughing!