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[angel]

God Helps Me Pee

An old man and his daughter go to the doctor for his monthly checkup. During examination, the doctor asks how his nightly incontinence is.

"It's fine," says the old man. "I just get up and go to the bathroom, and God turns on the light for me."

The doctor finishes up the examination, and then calls in the daughter to tell her about the God-light thing.

"Oh, my God!" says the daughter. "He's been using the fridge again!"

[jadegil6]

Waiting for the perfect man:

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It works for guys, too...waiting for the perfect girl

[angel]

hello...
that so very very funny sir michael,
waiting for the perfect man. until until until one day you gonna grow old. until until until one day you gonna die for waiting for the right man..

[angel]

[cheryz]

cell phone attached to a charger
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes

They tie the dog to the pole..
So they don’t move.
That’s how I feel
When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger…

[cheryz]

Every problem has only One solution
Posted by Admin in Funny Jokes

According to parents,
Every problem has only
One solution,
.
.
.
.
“Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection”:p:D

[cheryz]

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself. Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.

"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

[jadegil6]

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She grabs one of her husbands golf clubs and starts hitting the blanket as
hard as she can.

Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen.
Her husband is there reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello"?

[cheryz]

Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers. Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures. If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work." What is the definition of "accountant"? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. What do accountants do for fun? Add the telephone book!

[angel]

just sooooo funny ha ha ha ha sir michael ang cheryz your jokes it makes me super laugh lol...
just keep on posting ill enjoy reading all new jokes. post post post.. and laugh laugh laugh...