JOKER'S CORNER

[cheryz]

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven wherethey are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
St. Peter says "Ladies, you all led suchwonderful lives, that I'm granting you sixmonths to go back to Earth and be anyoneyou want".
The first nun says, "I want to beSophia Loren" and POOF she's gone.
Thesecond says, "I want to be Madonna" andPOOF she's gone.
The third says, "I want tobe Sara Pipalini".
St. Peter looks perplexed."Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies thenun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'msorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." Thenun then takes a newspaper out of her habitand hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paperand starts laughing. "No Sister, he laughs,this says 'Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men in7 days'!"

[angel]

An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied: "I`d like to have some birth-controlpills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said:"Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you`re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded: "They help me sleep."
The doctor thought some more and continued: "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said: "I put them in my granddaughter`s orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night!"

[angel]

Brain transplant
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.
A few actually smirked.
But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."

[wayne208]

Thank You Angel for that Joke .. I am sending a copy to My 3 Sisters and My Sister in Law .. I hope they Like it lol .

[cheryz]

Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!

[cheryz]

Once old man asks:
When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!

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A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever".
Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
boy,"No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"

[cheryz]

Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible...

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Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...

[angel]

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
Submitted by Abu Abdulaziz (Kuwait)

[angel]

A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically took his arm out of the window. When she couldn't stand it any longer, she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered on his ear: "Young man...you keep both hands on the wheel...I'll tell you when it's raining!"
Submitted by Joan M. Diez Cliville

[angel]

Thank You Angel for that Joke .. I am sending a copy to My 3 Sisters and My Sister in Law .. I hope they Like it lol .

welcome wayne for appreciating by the way i only search it. i will post more jokes if i have some time but so busy nowadays. jokes can get some stress of our busy lives. smile laugh and be happy