JOKER'S CORNER

[cheryz]

Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose daddy was the greatest.

One said, "My dad is the greatest because he is the president of the town bank."

The second boy said, "That is pretty good, but my daddy owns two grocery stores in town!"

The third boy said, "That's nothing, my dad is a preacher, and he owns hell. He came home last night and told my mom that the Church Board gave it to him!"

[cheryz]

An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they came upon an unusual sight - an old gallows.

The American thought he would have a joke on his Irish companion.

"You see that?" he said to the Irishman, pointing to the gallows.

"And now where would you be if the gallows had its due?"

"Riding alone," coolly replied Paddy.

[cheryz]

Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough."

Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!"

As Casey paid no attention, but kept on administering punishment, a bystander said,

"Why don't you let him up? Don't you hear him say that he's had enough?"

"I do," says Casey, "but he's such a liar, you can't believe him.

[cheryz]

Did you hear NASA wanted to study the effects of the moon on an aging individual, so they decided to resend Armstrong.

Unfortunately, they canceled this because they were afraid the first words from the moon in 30 years would be:

"Houston? I have fallen, and I can't get up."

[mystic]

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[cheryz]

Student & Teacher Jokes

Joke : 1

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of
Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the
same day same time."


Joke : 2

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:- As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny:- He became father only after I was born.

Joke : 3

TEACHER:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes
cost
Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs.
TEACHER:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half
mad.

Joke : 4

Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of
Water?
Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: What is this?
Paul: Well!! you said it is H2O.

[cheryz]

A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no
pencil.”
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any
pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any
pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have
all the pencils gone?”

[angel]

Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.
Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!
Q: What is Barack Obama's new slogan in these tough times?
A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weath

[angel]

Little Jacob Little Jacob is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid jew. Their favorite joke is to offer Jacob his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Jacob always takes the nickel. One day, after Jacob takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Jacob, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Jacob grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

[cheryz]

Cross the Road... Chicken Keeps Going

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.