JOKER'S CORNER

[cheryz]

Blonde...Bananas

Why don't blondes eat bananas?

They can't find the zipper.
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Blondehole

What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?

You swerve to miss a pothole!
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BlondeMotorWorks
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Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet?

She can spell BMW!

[angel]

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead.
Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? A: It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

[angel]

So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? A: From Eggplants.
Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? A: He was eggspelled!

[angel]

Easter Vigil A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The parishioner replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

[cheryz]

Who was the worlds first carpenter?
Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
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Me: I Wish I had been born 1000 years ago.
Friend: Why is that?
Me: Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
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How do you like to play War of 1812? You burn down a White House.

[cheryz]

WWWII Guy: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic" Priest: "Well, I do not see anythign wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war" Guy: "But Father, I collected rent from for every week that he stayed" Priest: "Well, that is not a good deed, but it was for a good cause, so that is fine." Guy: "... but Father.... should I tell him the war is over?"

[cheryz]

Sanctity Of Life But you know, the longer you listen to this abortion debate, the more you hear this phrase "sanctity of life." You've heard that, "sanctity of life." You believe in it? Personally, I think it's a bunch of shit. Well, I mean, life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death— has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea. The sword of God, the blood of the lamb, vengeance is mine, millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question: "Do you believe in God?" "No." Boom! Dead. "Do you believe in God?" "Yes..." "Do you believe in my God?" "No." Boom! Dead. "My god has a bigger dick than your god!" George Carlin (Back In Town)

[jadegil6]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing.
The other guy calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down." I can help. First, let's make sure he is dead".
There is a brief silence, and then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay! Now what?"

[cheryz]

Absence!

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

[cheryz]

Blonde takes an exam!

A blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the questions for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half-an-hour she is all done where as the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and says, "What is going on?"

"I finished the exam in half-an-hour. But I'm rechecking my answers."