JOKER'S CORNER

[Chas]

Man goes to see his Doctor for a check up.

Doctor says - "I am afraid you must stop masturbating".

"Why?", Says the man.

"Because I am trying to examine you", says the Doctor.

[cheryz]

Beautiful?

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

[jadegil6]

A blonde gets a job as a substitute teacher of physical education for an elementary school. She
notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other
kids are running around having fun, and kicking a ball. She takes pity on him,
and decides to speak to him.

She says, "Are you okay?"

"Yes,'" he says.

"You can go and play with the other kids you know?" she says.

"It's best if I stay here," he says.

"Why is that, sweetie?" says the blonde.

The boy looks at her curiously, and says, "Because I'm the goal keeper!"

[jadegil6]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam in Manila.

Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our Government leaders, and they're asking for a 10 million peso ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
douse them all in gasoline, and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "About four litres."

[cheryz]

A businessman walked into a bank in San Francisco and asked for the loan officer. He told the officer that he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer explained that the bank needed some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. A bank employee drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later, the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 with interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for only 15 bucks?"

[mercedez]

many jokes are so very funny. i thought this forum for only for looking for love. you can post anything you like.
i will post some jokes too but i dont have one yet maybe the next day.

[angel]

just post merced some jokes here its nice to read some topics here and you can laugh in it in your past time. many more jokes has been post in here section. hope you can post one also

[angel]

A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another university when his chauffeur offered an idea.
"Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."
"Sounds great," the scientist said. When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled into the back row.
The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
"Yes," said one professor. Then he launched into a highly technical question.
The chauffeur was panic stricken for a moment but quickly recovered.
"That's an easy one," he replied. "In fact, it's so easy, I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it!"

[angel]

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Mom, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?"

[cheryz]

sir michael and angel joke very much funny hahaha i think my stomach got an air into it laughing with these jokes.
like what angel said just keep on posting merced and nice to back in the forum.