JOKER'S CORNER

[lyrehc]

In the evening a lady sent her husband to buy some cigarettes. He went to a kiosk, but it was closed? What he should do now? He notices a bar around the corner. He comes into a bar, buys cigarettes. He looks around and notices a young lady with a perfect body. What a beautiful body! Perfect curly hear! Waw..
A man orders beer and sits down at her table… Then he orders cognac for both of them… then beer again, and cognac again..
Suddenly he wakes up. 3 am. Where is he? Oooops, naked in the bed with the girl!
A man tells her:
- Do you have face powder?
Lady:
- I do.
- Give me some of it.
A man quickly rubs his hands with a face powder and runs back home. His wife opens the door and asks?
- Hey bastard, where have you been?
- You see, I went to a shop – it was closed. Then I went into a bar nearby and found a pretty lady there. I drank beer, cognac, beer, then cognac again.. I woke up at 3 am in her bed!..
Wife tells him:
- Wait wait… show me your hands, you #$%&$#!.. I see you’ve been playing bowling all night long again!...

[lyrehc]

Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex
- Three times a day...
- I mean male or female?
- Doesn't matter...

[lyrehc]

A singer during his tour arrives to a small province town and asks for a pretty high fee:
- Everybody knows me – says he to the chairman of local culture office, trying to persuade him.
Finally the concert takes place, but only three people came to it.
- You are a liar, you told me that everyone knows you, but only three man came to your concert, - rebels the chairman.
- Of course, - says the singer – only those three came, who didn’t know me.

[lyrehc]

The old woman comes to a gynecologist. He inspects her and says with the
surprice:
- An old woman, you're pregnant! How did you managed at your age...?
Oh, those teens. They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...

[angel]

lol nice jokes sissy lyrech.

[lyrehc]

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

[angel]

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

[lyrehc]

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

[lyrehc]

When we were a child our mother always tell us to go to our room.....now we are adult our mother tell us "hey get out of your room"..... ..

[cheryz]

When we were a child our mother always tell us to go to our room.....now we are adult our mother tell us "hey get out of your room"..... ..

pretty right sis lol..