tom wrote::?:
A guy needs to have a big yanker.
If he ain't got a big yanker, then he needs to have a big pocketbook, filled with cash.
If he ain't got a big pocketbook, then he needs to be a comedian, and keep her giggling.
If he ain't got any of these, then he better be a saint or a smooth talker.
And
even if he is rich, or witty, or saintly, or got the gift of gab, it never hurts* if he also has a big yanker (*only hurts if you're the one getting yanked) .
Whilst we be on the subject of yankers, me old uncle sez to me one day, "Son, it ain't how long the rope is, it's how ya dip da bucket."
The moral of that story is, "if you want to keep a woman happy, then take care of business in the bedroom, no matter how big your yanker is."