jadegil6 wrote:There have been a whole lot of scammers lurking in the Forum in the past month. Since March first, I have banned 27 scammers. That is almost one per day. Everyone.....please remember to be careful. Do not click on any highlighted words in any posts because those are links to the scammers sites. That could be a path to infect your computer with a virus or trojan that will steal all of your personal information, including your passwords. if you get a PM, then be wary of the person who sent it. Unless you know them from their posts, please be cautious. There will not be any job offers in the Forum....unless it comes from me.
Thinking about it - I suppose the main site is all Situations Vacant
The following has been adapted from a Job Description I found on the internet.
HUSBAND JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team player needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until suitable expensive compensation received.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets, minor car repairs and maintenance.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for everything.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered via constant ambiguous and indirect hints.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them!
With occasional raises and bonuses.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.