JOKER'S CORNER

[Chas]

When I was small I had earache. I told my Mum I had dire ear. She gave me some medicine, my ear still hurt but now I was constipated as well.

[Edwin]

This is a funny story that really happen to me when I was a little guy. I can't remember what age I was but I was very young. Many times when I was little all of us would go to church during the week, for the midweek service. Once in a while mom and dad would leave us kids at home together because I think they thought that the meeting might run too late, and we would be too tired for school the next day. Once in a while us kids would end up at church without mom and dad, and usually when my older brother and sister were still home. When I was a 1st grader my sister was a 12th grader, and my brother an 11th grader. Anyway I sat on the very first row of seats at church. When church was finished this well meaning older couple came up to me and told me they were going to take me home! I was just a little guy so I went along with them. My dad afterwards ask me why I didn't jump out of their car!!!! Anyway they took me to main street in Twisp, Washington, took me to this guys house who was a barber, and had a son in my class at school, and I knew him. They thought I was this kid. They took me to the door where these people lived, got these people out of bed, and the dad came to the door in his sleeping rob, looked at me, and told them that I was not their son. There son was in bed asleep. They either took me back to the church, or took me home, and right now I can't remember which. They were good people, but they got confused, and I went along with them. I will bet they were embarrassed when they took me to the door and got these people out of bed to find out that they had the wrong boy!

[Edwin]

When ChayChay posted the ways to say "I love you" in various languages, I was thinking about something funny, but I didn't think I should post it there, so here is where I will.

On the "Little Rascals" when Darla said "I hate your stinking guts," she was really saying I love you, huh?

[crisipicada]

Funny Chinese Names:
Born Secretly
TINA GO

Born without Light
ANDY LIM

Born Fat
BOB UY

Born different
EVA YAN

Meron pang mas grabe!
Born Blind
FE YONG

Born Skinny
NEE WANG

Born by Surprise
CORA TAN

Born Forgetful
LIM TAN

Born with Brokenbones
FE ANG

[red]

Funny Chinese Names:
Born Secretly
TINA GO

Born without Light
ANDY LIM

Born Fat
BOB UY

Born different
EVA YAN

Meron pang mas grabe!
Born Blind
FE YONG

Born Skinny
NEE WANG

Born by Surprise
CORA TAN

Born Forgetful
LIM TAN

Born with Brokenbones
FE ANG

Funny!

[crisipicada]

Yes, i know it makes you laugh, Red. To those who understand visaya, i believe i will make your day lots of laugh on your face.

[Lyne]

This guy is driving by himself across the Sahara Desert.
He miscalculates and runs out of petrol.
He is slumped down in the shade of his truck.
He has no radio and is convinced he will not be rescued and is going to die.
Then he hears a buzzing and looking up he sees a bee flying about.
The bee buzzes up to him and asks what is wrong.
The man explains and the bee looks thoughtful and says 'hold on, I think I can help'
The bee asks the man to take the fuel cap off.
The man does this and is amazed as hundreds of bees start flying in and out of the fuel tank.
Finally the bees stop flying in and out of the tank and the 'talking' bee flys up to the man and says 'try your engine now'.
The man thinks he is going mad, but as he is convinced he is going to die he has nothing to lose.
The man turns the key in the ignition and after a couple of coughs the engine starts.
Wow says the man to the bee, 'how did you do that'
The bee winks at him and says 'bee pee' !!!!!!!!!!! ihi


In case anybody is not aware 'pee' is slang for urine. Also BP is currently America's most popular oil company!
Apologies for the awful joke.

[Lyne]

Funny Chinese Names:
Born Secretly
TINA GO

Born without Light
ANDY LIM

Born Fat
BOB UY

Born different
EVA YAN

Meron pang mas grabe!
Born Blind
FE YONG

Born Skinny
NEE WANG

Born by Surprise
CORA TAN

Born Forgetful
LIM TAN

Born with Brokenbones
FE ANG

Funny!

lengawa nako oi!

[Edwin]

What did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the lawn mower? Answer: It won't be long now!

[crisipicada]

ANAK, Galing school, GALIT!

ANAK: nay, pinatawag kayo sa Guidance Office!
NANAY: bakit?may ginawa kang katarantaduhan?
ANAK: ako bah? baka ikaw, ikaw ang pinatawag, di ba?

HAHAHAHA Lukong bata toh!!!!