JOKER'S CORNER

[Edwin]

What is the number 7? Why is it God's perfect #?
when in fact it is an odd #?
Just think... there are 7 days a week, 7 wonders of the world,
Even the word FORGIVE has 7 letters. There were 7 last words.
The rainbow has 7 letters. Even the word PROMISE.
Maybe God designed it . For even the word MYSTERY has 7 letters.
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You are right, Crisi, about the number seven. It is the combination of the perfect world number which is four and God's number which is three, and that adds to seven. I do have a personal preference for even numbers, and I don't know why that is. The numbers one and seven are used in the Bible more than any other number! The book of The Revelation makes extensive use of the number seven. It is very interesting!

[edeline]

Mum : Dear, please clean the fish. Remove the gills.
Daughter : An order again, hmmmmpf.. W. T. F.
Mum : What? What the f___?
Daughter : No, it is not. I mean WHERE'S THE FISH

[edeline]

A thief stole coconuts from his neighbour.

Owner : Hey what are you doing? You are stealing my coconuts. No wonder they are gone so quickly. Go down!!!

Thief : if caught, then caught! Don't scare me!! What if I will fall down? Are you going to pay for my hospitalization because
of injury. You scared me !!!!!

[Edwin]

Mum : Dear, please clean the fish. Remove the gills.
Daughter : An order again, hmmmmpf.. W. T. F.
Mum : What? What the f___?
Daughter : No, it is not. I mean WHERE'S THE FISH

I say where's the fish a lot. I love to eat fish. I don't like the time waiting to catch fish, but I sure love to eat them. I don't mind if I am with someone whose company I am enjoying, but just to wait for fish to bite the hook, I don't like to spend my time that way. I know there are people who don't mind waiting for the fish to bite. Years ago when Carol's brother-in-law was alive he would give us the fish out of his freezer. There was a law that you couldn't have only so many fish in your freezer, so he would give them to us so he could go catch more of them. I think we had as much fun eating those fish as he had catching them!

[crisipicada]

"DUE CARE" - is an act of making someone feel comfortable or happy.

Example: Pirmi ra ko nimu ginapakatawa, DUE CARE kaayo ka

[jadegil6]

An example of confidence:
The little girl had some paper and some crayons, and she was drawing a picture. Her father saw that she was busy creating her masterpiece, and he asked her what she was drawing a picture of. She replied that she was drawing a picture of God. Her father said, "Honey, that is impossible! No one knows what God looks like." She replied, "Well, they will in a few minutes!"

[Edwin]

Why should you lock your car when you go to the cemetary? The reason you should lock your car when you go to he cemetary is because of grave robbers!

[tom]

God will excuse her, God understands.

what your daughter said is so cute and funny... and so very innocent.... i can't imagine Jesus doing anything but smiling and laughing when He saw your daughter giggling and heard what she said to you

[tom]

Share your jokes here...all kinds of joke...

teacher:"good morning students."

students:"good morning teacher"

teacher:"can anyone tell me WHY you must NEVER do your math homework at the zoo in the lion's cage?"

student: "because whenever you add 4 plus 4, you get ate"

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teacher: "good morning students... today we will begin by reviewing our chemistry lessons from yesterday.... can anyone please tell me the chemical formula for water?"

student: "yes, the chemical formula for water is: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O"..."

teacher: "what?!?... no, that is not correct... where did you ever get such a silly and incorrect idea?"

student: "from you... yesterday you told us the chemical formula for water is H to O"

[Edwin]

Share your jokes here...all kinds of joke...

teacher:"good morning students."

students:"good morning teacher"

teacher:"can anyone tell me WHY you must NEVER do your math homework at the zoo in the lion's cage?"

student: "because whenever you add 4 plus 4, you get ate"

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teacher: "good morning students... today we will begin by reviewing our chemistry lessons from yesterday.... can anyone please tell me the chemical formula for water?"

student: "yes, the chemical formula for water is: "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O"..."

teacher: "what?!?... no, that is not correct... where did you ever get such a silly and incorrect idea?"

student: "from you... yesterday you told us the chemical formula for water is H to O"

Those are pretty funny jokes!

I think there was a television show years ago about "Kids say the darndest things." It may have been Art Linkletter who did that show; I can't remember for sure.